NEWS SOURCE: Bitblasters Gargantus Incorporated
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. – June 30 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) — Bitblasters Gargantus Incorporated (www.BitblastersDVD.com) has just published CHICKEN POOP FROM THE HOLE (ISBN 0-9768004-1-1) by Lavanimal, The Repulsive One, King of Disgust! Retail price is $11.95. Lavanimal defines toilet humor like Elvis defined Rock and Roll. Absolutely unplugged and unstoppable, this book is beyond offensive!
Photo Caption: Cover of book “Chicken Poop from the Hole,” by Lavanimal, The Repulsive One, King of Disgust!
Disturbing, Vile, Abhorrent! Wrought with ripe play on words! Lavanimal shamelessly prostitutes his own afflictions for a few cheap laughs. Conceited, narcissistic, decisively beligerent, seething, and utterly stuck on himself, Lavanimal inflates his own ego while spewing forth insights with raw and uncensored candor. Exploiting life’s adversities, Lavanimal masterfully paints analogies that ring true with religious fervor (he’s a devout Mormon as well as a complete moron!) while at the same time inducing vomitous paroxysms that heave his point home. Lavanimal’s explosively descriptive imagery will indelibly stain the mind of every reader!
Chapter titles like PIGS, FARTING A LOT IN THE PARKING LOT, CORN RACING, POPPED A CHERRY AT A CHURCH DANCE, GLACIOVOLCANIC SCATOLOGY, GAMBLE GAS, FARTS PER MILLION, LET YOUR LIGHT SO SHINE, CHICKEN BURGER INCIDENT, and a plethora of other unmentionables, including a unique peek into the true meaning of a decades-old Church Primary Song, will spark off a duck-fit in the most serious moments of every reader’s life.
CHICKEN POOP FROM THE HOLE can be ordered with Original Limited Release Cover (ISBN 0-9768004-0-3), or with Alternate Cover (ISBN 0-9768004-1-1). Available directly from the author online at www.BitblastersDVD.com or search Google.com for availability in book stores near you.
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Original Story ID: (537) :: 2005-06-0630-002
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NEWS SOURCE: Bitblasters Gargantus Incorporated | Published: 2005-06-30 12:38:00
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